Saturday, September 22, 2007

My Theory

I have a theory.




My theory is that God makes babies cute so you'll take care of them. Here's why I believe this: babies. are. not. really. fun.




I mean, yeah, they smell good. Okay, they smell like heaven. But, that is when they have a clean, fresh diaper or before beginning solids. And, yes, their teeny, tiny fingers and nibbleable toes are too tempting. There eyes are too die for.




But they cry. A. Lot. They whine. They teeth. They get constipated. They wake at horribly early early hours of the day. They fall off of things.



So, really, you tell me what's fun about a baby?



Okay, okay. There is that whole unconditional love thing. That is pretty cool. And, yes, there is the fact that when they do sleep, they look like little cherubs. Of course, there is that first smile and kiss. And when they wave. Backwards.



Okay, I still think that my theory has some validity but it has holes, okay?

2 comments:

solopoesie said...

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MamaMichelsBabies said...

My theory?

God makes babies cute and tiny because if they came out as toddlers the human race would have become extinct thousands of years ago.

Wait until he is two and you find him in the fridge with everything that was in a bowl on the floor, the dog and himself. These baby days will be a distant and warm memory in comparison.

ANd the sickest part is.. all you can do at that point is laugh and grab a camera.

Because God also made us forget, and love.