Friday, February 1, 2008

Haiku Friday: Close Call

Wednesday, husband home
Boy is napping, girl at school
"Adult time"- wink, wink

My father arrives
Lets self in and shouts "hello!"
Bedroom door open

We were busy, 'kay?
Didn't hear him calling, nope
Thankfully he left.

Almost caught in act
Been married a decade but
Dads shouldn't see THAT!

So glad he didn't
Come looking for me. Oh God!
Will lock door next time...


Well, I think you get the gist of what almost happened but I wanted to add that our home is ranch style and the master suite is closest to the main living areas. This was a very close call and I think Dad knows something was up because Mom called to see what we were doing. Laundry, I said, of course!

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24 comments:

MamaGeek said...

NO. WAY.

Oh. my. GAWD.

I think I would have died if that had been my parents. Oh but what great inspiration for a ku. :)

(hey are you watching the office)?

Life As I Know It said...

Oh NO! That is awful (and kind of funny now).

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

OH MY LORD WOMAN!! Getting caught by your dad? Is so NOT okay. I think my dad would still grab a gun despite us being married almost 9 years!

Marie said...

Kinda made you feel like a teen-ager again? Almost BUSTED...

Head Gaggler said...

Haha, that's awesome!! Way to live on the edge.

Pippa said...

HA HA! This brought a tear to my eye. I'm still giggling/cringing now. What a close one. Hilarious.

Cathy said...

Oh God! Our neighbor once knocked on our door a few times while we were, uh, enjoying the afternoon naptime...

secret agent mama said...

Oh My Goodness, that is hilarious!!! :D

Phyllis Sommer said...

hilarious. i am rotfl...

we live in a duplex and we have actually flipped the deadbolt on occasion so my m-in-law (who lives next door) wouldn't just "let herself in..." yep. whew, close call:-)

wright said...

OMG!! This is truly frightening! And I guess your dad will know what was going on now (if he reads your blog)!!

Robin said...

ROFL
Who would have been more embarrassed - you, hubby or dad?

storyteller said...

Ohmygosh ... this is too funny!!! Wonderful Ku! Thanks for the chuckles and the reminder.
Hugs and blessings,

suchsimplepleasures said...

HILARIOUS!! almost busted by the daddy-o!! that would have been so funny...er...embarASSing!!
xoxo

Kathryn said...

What??? That is horrible and disturbing. I can't even imagine.
Well, it is a little funny, but only because you weren't caught.
That would be mortifying.
Yikes.

janet said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

that is a riot! (easy for ME to say!)

Sandy C. said...

AHHHHHH!!!!! Way to get a complex about doing that again during the day ;) What a close call...

Jenni said...

Too funny! Reminds me of the time we accidentally left the monitor on the front porch. It was turned on, we were making, ahem, cookies, and the mail lady and the milkman both came onto the porch.

jennifer said...

Well that had to be a mood killer!

Kellan said...

How funny - in a creepy sort of way - that would have been just awful!! Great Haiku - I loved it. Have a good weekend Toni - see you later. Kellan

Joyce said...

How embarrassing! But . . . Great haiku. :)
Thanks for your comments on my 'ku.

The Egel Nest said...

That is pretty funny...Sounds like a good reason to buy a split level house...lol


Funny Stuff!

Bradley
The Egel Nest

Kelly said...

Well, luckily we have out-of-town relatives, but still, with a 6:45 to 5:30pm schedule for the husband, sex pretty much only goes down in the dark here. But way to be adventurous!

susiej.com said...

Oh man. Lock the door... but still, he'll know.

Janet said...

Yeah, laundry.

*wink, wink*