This story was related to my husband by a coworker who is the aunt of a little boy whom I'll call Sam.
Sam is three. Apparently, Sam recently discovered that he has testicles but he believes there is only one, so he calls them his "testicle".
One day while in the bathroom, Sam says, "Mommy, I think I am going to try to smash my testicle with the potty lid."
Of course, Mom answers, "Sam, you can't do that because it will hurt!"
Sam says, "Oh, no, Mommy, I think it'll be okay."
Mom says, "No, Sam, it will hurt really badly."
Sam replies, "Well, then I am going to smash your testicle with the lid to the potty."
"Well," Mommy answers, "I don't have testicles, Sam."
Sam thinks for a minute. Then he smacks his head! "Oh, I forgot! You have a beard down there."
Sam's mom related to her sister that she will no longer be showering with little Sam.
:)
7 comments:
WoW. My goodness. Why would he even WANT to do such a thing? Geez louise.
Oh my GAW, that was hilarious. Or maybe not. My head is STILL shaking! :)
Oh my! I'm not even sure what to say. Why would be want to smash his testicle? Ummm. . . yeah, I guess that's all there is!
LOL! about the beard. I've stopped letting my kids shower with me when they started questioning about things like that.
Oh my...
oh.my.gosh. I laughed ridiculously hard at this. So funny! Lovely blog, by the way!
Oh my gosh..that was too funny! Out of the mouths of babes, huh?
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