This story was related to my husband by a coworker who is the aunt of a little boy whom I'll call Sam.
Sam is three. Apparently, Sam recently discovered that he has testicles but he believes there is only one, so he calls them his "testicle".
One day while in the bathroom, Sam says, "Mommy, I think I am going to try to smash my testicle with the potty lid."
Of course, Mom answers, "Sam, you can't do that because it will hurt!"
Sam says, "Oh, no, Mommy, I think it'll be okay."
Mom says, "No, Sam, it will hurt really badly."
Sam replies, "Well, then I am going to smash your testicle with the lid to the potty."
"Well," Mommy answers, "I don't have testicles, Sam."
Sam thinks for a minute. Then he smacks his head! "Oh, I forgot! You have a beard down there."
Sam's mom related to her sister that she will no longer be showering with little Sam.
:)
