Romance ISN'T dead

When my husband and I were dating, life was filled with flowers, love notes and many unexpected expressions of his love.

After ten years of marriage, romance is a little hard to find amongst the clutter of a toddler and the chaos of an eight year old.

He recently told me he was bringing a surprise home. I think flowers? Candy? Jewelry?

Nope.

It was these:




Nothing says everlasting love like earplugs, do you think?

Haiku: In My Husband's Words

I love my wife, kids
but I love my Wii the most
Don't tell them that, though

I like to eat wings
Watch sci-fi and horror fims
Unbutton my pants

I leave my socks on
the floor, The toilet lid up
I belch and fart, too

I snore loudly, yes
That is what ear plugs are for
Deal with it, honey

My kids are fun toys
Disciplining not for me
Let my wife do it

I start many pro-
jects but don't finish them all
She'll complain anyway

My husband isn't really as bad as I have portrayed but...these are fairly accurate portrayals of him (sorry, honey!).

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