Wednesday, July 30, 2008

What NOT To Say To Your Wife If You Want To Get Lucky

Kellan selected this post of mine to share with her readers on her new site, On The Flipside. Many of you have already weighed in on this topic, but please go over and help welcome Kellan to her second and newest blogging venture!

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My husband and I were in bed.

The lights were dim. The tv was off.

He leaned over and started trying to feel me up kissing me.

A moment later, he pulled back, gazed lovingly into my eyes and said," You smell like chicken."

"WHAT!?!?!"

"Cooked chicken." He is puzzled by my horror. "That's a good thing!"

Yeah, not for you, buddy....


Guess who brushed his teeth and used Listerine before bedtime for nothing????



12 comments:

Kristi said...

I don't know if the disclaimer of "cooked" helped his case much :)

How funny.

Karen of Sillymonkeez said...

LOL!!! That is too funny. Thanks for making me smile this morning.

wright said...

Men are so strange sometimes. WHy would he think saying you smell like chicken would get you in the mood?!?!?!

Dana said...

LOL! too funny.

MamaGeek said...

D. NIED. Possibly for weeks.

Too funny T.

Jacey said...

Hey, cooked chicken is probably a better smell than raw chicken. Not sure I've ever actually smelt raw chicken.... but I'm sure cooked MUST be better. :D
I just popped over to saw thanks for commenting on my blog. I have no idea if there's a way to rerply to comments.... but anyway. Yay! First comment :)

-Jacey

Head Gaggler said...

HA HA! That's really funny.

Nap Warden said...

What was he thinkin'!?! Not getting anywhere with that line...

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

At first I read that as children and that would've made me close up shop for certain. BUT chicken? Eww. Is he sniffing some of these pills at work? That's the worst thing to say.

MamaMichelsBabies said...

*snort* That's so Ug... so very very Ug

PBandJ said...

Men are strange, and mostly unromantic. He did not mean anything good or bad, he was just being a man. My husband is the same way... a goofball!

Totallyscrappy said...

I didn't know cooked chicken could get ya so much attention! A little chicken salad behind the ears...