Thursday, February 28, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #13: You Know You're No Longer Young When...

  1. The server calls you ma'am.
  2. The band is way too loud at a wedding.
  3. Two glasses of wine make you tipsy.
  4. You're only up at midnight to pee.
  5. You go to Wal-Mart or Target often. And for fun.
  6. You haven't watched SNL in real time since the '90s.
  7. Hot wings give you heartburn.
  8. You realize mac 'n cheese and Ramen noodles aren't on the food pyramid.
  9. You know all the words to the theme songs of Backyardigans and Little Einsteins.
  10. Yoga pants aren't just for yoga.
  11. Radio Disney is one of your saved stations on Sirius.
  12. The last concert you tried to get tickets to was Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana.
  13. You drive an SUV or *gasp* a minivan. By choice.

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30 comments:

  1. suchsimplepleasuresFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    hides face in hands...omg, i'm so old!!!

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  2. MelanieFebruary 27, 2008 at 4:43 PM

    LOL ~ I may do some of these but I am not old..LOL. I love Target!

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  3. GreatfullivinFebruary 27, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    I confess...I am a dinosauer! Thanks for helping me finally admit it.(LOL)Great list, I loved it.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2008 at 6:29 PM

    Thanks for the reminder that I'm old. I'm pregnant and old. Thanks friend!

    PS. I high-fived you on my blog!

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  5. JanetFebruary 27, 2008 at 6:34 PM

    I hate the ma'am.

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  6. SandyCarlsonFebruary 27, 2008 at 6:36 PM

    Gosh, this was funny! Let's not talk about those yoga pants...! Thanks for the smiles.

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  7. MamaGeek @ Works For UsFebruary 27, 2008 at 7:30 PM

    Heh heh. These were fantastic and could all be me - sans the Hannah Montannah thing - that just confuses the hell out of me. Then again, I'm easily confused. :)

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2008 at 7:32 PM

    Ha totally!! Loved this!!

    I'm off to rub Ben Gay on me, and take my Fibercon!

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  9. Open Grove ClaudiaFebruary 27, 2008 at 7:53 PM

    Oh... I know I'm old.... and I don't even own a minivan.... sigh.

    Happy TT!

    My TT is Food for thought.

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  10. MelissaFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:18 PM

    Target rocks! Was just there today myself. And I still think that there is a special place in the world for Mac and Cheese, although I admit to eating organic mac now.

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  11. NatalieFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:37 PM

    Have you been spying on me??? Are you saying I'm not young??? Dang it!

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2008 at 8:50 PM

    I'm glad to say none of those apply to me... yet!

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  13. Angie @ Many Little BlessingsFebruary 27, 2008 at 9:00 PM

    LOL -- I can say yes to a lot of those. Man...I guess this means I am officially getting old! LOL

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  14. MamaMichelsBabiesFebruary 27, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    Oh geez... I'm number 13.. I drive the mini van by choice (and love love love the dang thing) and salivate over large SUV's...

    Just don't tell my husband, he'd trade me in for a younger model ;)

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  15. SJ ReidheadFebruary 27, 2008 at 9:17 PM

    And you think this is funny? I don't. It is tragic, and I've past go!

    SJR
    The Pink Flamingo
    http://thepinkflamingo.blogharbor.com/blog

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2008 at 3:23 AM

    i don't know the theme song to the yardigans... does that mean i'm young?? or is it because my kids are too old? and i miss target so...

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  17. suchsimplepleasuresFebruary 28, 2008 at 4:57 AM

    hey...i love, adore, WANT john cusack...too bad i can't spell his name right...
    since i was a teenager, i've loved him!!!
    xoxo

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  18. DIXIECHICKFebruary 28, 2008 at 8:12 AM

    I am sitting here shaking my head...they all hit home with me. Except for Hannah Montanna..I have boys, so they are not interested.
    Um..Target is my second home...

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  19. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2008 at 8:30 AM

    You forgot one: when they no longer card you for buying alcohol. I cried the first time that happened.

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2008 at 8:52 AM

    I hate being called ma'am!

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  21. KellanFebruary 28, 2008 at 9:17 AM

    I loved #4,6 and 8 and I HATE #1!!!! What a great list Toni - I loved it!

    Have a great day - Kellan

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  22. Bradley's MomFebruary 28, 2008 at 9:37 AM

    How true, how true!

    It happens to the best of us!!

    xoxo
    Linda

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  23. MissyFebruary 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    LOL so so true, on all of them ;)

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    Gosh I'm getting old!!

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  25. CynthiaFebruary 28, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    Guilty!

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  26. TasinaFebruary 28, 2008 at 5:21 PM

    OMG - you just described me. What a great list!

    Cheers.

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    Hey, now, don't call me not young... ;) Great TT.

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  28. anthonynorthMarch 1, 2008 at 6:38 AM

    Now this makes me feel very old - especially the 'concerts' one. I can remember seeing The Beatles live :-)

    Thirteen Places I'd Like To Be

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  29. KristiMarch 4, 2008 at 7:38 PM

    I love these...Target is a regular hang out after the kids go to bed...just for wander time. Go Fish has a new CD with a song called "Mom" and my favorite line is "If you know who Elmo's fish is, you're a mom" That's what I thought of when you said about all the words to Backyardigans.

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  30. AnonymousMarch 5, 2008 at 7:14 AM

    Wow you really got me down to a T there. And I am 27 years old!

    The Hannah Montana one...so funny. The last movie I saw was the Hannah Montana Best of Both Worlds with my girls. And I had to pre-buy the tickets! LOL

    Great blog!

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